Thursday, September 23, 2010

A Rather Intersting Pregnancy Side Effect

Last night Mike and I went to our first childbirth class. It was surprisingly better than I thought it would be. We mostly talked about all the good things about being pregnant. But I suspect that they are just trying to lure us in with a happy class and the "videos" will be starting next week.

At which time I will run screaming from the classroom.

But last night went well. The moms and dads met in separate groups to come up with the Top 10 Best and Worst things about being pregnant. My group was very um, polite, to me. When I was suggesting things for the list like: you have the legal right to taste other people's lunch or you start growing a beard on your belly, they smiled and chuckled a little. But they didn't write it down. However, I still think those are fine additions to the list. By the way, those were suggestions for each Top 10 list - I'm not particularly happy about my belly beard. Although it might be nice in the winter...

They did, however, end up accepting one of my suggestions and the guys chose one of Mike's as well. The teacher read the guys' lists first. When she got to #8 on the Top 10 Best I immediately looked at Mike. But first, let me tell you what the guys' #1 worst thing about having a pregnant wife is:

"Lack of intimacy."

Are you as proud of their maturity as I am? I mean, I don't think I would have come up with the term "intimacy." But then again, I am over in my group talking about unwanted hair and bodily noises.

Anyway, Mike's contribution was: "Excited to have another family member. Someone else to hang out with." I knew it was his right away. That's definitely what Mike is looking forward to the most.

Then when she read the girls' Top 10 Worst list, Mike knew #10 was mine:

"There's no turning back now."

Mike smiled and gave me a few approving nods. I love that he gets me.

The rest of the class went well. Looking forward to next week when Mike gets to wear the sympathy belly. Oh yes, there will be pictures.

In other news, it's almost Halloween. We have planned a little something, but I'm not too sure we should do it. You know the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, Colorado? It's the hotel that Steven King stayed in that inspired him to write "The Shining." Because it's haunted. It was also the hotel he used for the TV version of the movie (which is really good, by the way).

Anyway, it's haunted. And on Oct. 30th, they are giving ghost tours and they have a murder mystery dinner that night. So we booked a room (in the haunted hotel) and got tickets to all the ghosty fun. However, I am thinking we should cancel. Mainly because I get scared really easily. Like, really easily. I like being scared but when I am in those situations, I am always begging to leave. For example, when I was little my dad took me to a haunted house and once we got inside I wanted to leave so badly that I bit him on the shoulder.

So, with me being pregnant and all, I'm not so sure it's a good idea to put that extra stress on my body (or Mike's shoulder).

On the other hand, I've found that I have been a lot more calm about things lately. We were in Seattle last week and one morning we went out to the car and there was a HUGE spider on the passenger door. And instead of running back in the house and pulling the fire alarm, I calmly got in the car and watched the damn spider hang on for the duration of the ride. Which is big for me. See here for normal Emily-spider behavior.

So maybe I could be okay with the whole haunted hotel thing. Maybe now I can control my fear. And, it would be a great addition to the top 10 list. "Having your own ghost-and-spider-ignoring power." Here's a picture to illustrate:

Look at me being all mature and ignoring those scary ghosts.

Yeah, being pregnant is awesome.


  1. Haha you are adorable!

  2. Hahahahahaha! Wow I just LOVED this! First of all you and my bro are cute! And I'm not totally sure how I feel about that. I'm glad but it's a little strange to hear how sweet he can be. Which is probably odd but, nonetheles true.
    Secondly I LaughedOL when I read that you bit your Dad on his shoulder. That's hilarious and I wish he would have caught it on film!
    Thirdly, I do have to say that I think there is something about pregnancy that really does calm a women down! When I'm prego I'm extremely sweet, halfway retarted, and very calm! I think a Mom switch is turned on and then you turn into somewhat of a different person. But that only lasted the 18 months that I was prego with my boys. Well no, I think it lasted for a few months after they were born too... Thank goodness! Anyways, the calm sweet McKenna is gone now and I'm back to screaming and bookin it at the site of a bug. Hopefully your calmness will stick with you!
    and fourthly, stick with your halloween plans!!! This will be one of the last trips away that you and Mike get without thinking (what about baby) so I say GO! Unless you're really worried... But it sounds like a blast! And since Mike is so sweet he'll be understanding and right by your side protecting you all night!:)
    P.S. sorry for the SUPER long comment. It felt necessary. Now I need to go get caught up on the rest of your posts! Have a good day Em!

  3. P.S.S. love you guys! And I'm so excited to spoil that baby!